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Worst Photojournalist Ever

When I was in PJ classes in college, I was taught to be unobtrusive. Get your shot, but don't get in the way of other shooters (professional or amateur). Somebody needs to send this guy to college...waitaminit, he WORKS for one! He's the annual Independence Day bane of band fans. I never intend to include him in my photos, but IT'S OUT OF MY CONTROL.
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  • 2007. His first recorded appearance at Battle of the Bands. Yep, just making himself totally invisible.

    2007. His first recorded appearance at Battle of the Bands. Yep, just making himself totally invisible.

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  • 2008. At any given time, he's obstructing 1/3 the seated audience's view.

    2008. At any given time, he's obstructing 1/3 the seated audience's view.

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  • 2009. HEYY UP FRONT!

    2009. HEYY UP FRONT!

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  • 2010. Quick! Spot the faux photojournalist!

    2010. Quick! Spot the faux photojournalist!

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  • 2013. Say, he's sporting a new polo shirt.

    2013. Say, he's sporting a new polo shirt.

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  • 2014. Um, I'm trying to play my instrument, and there's a lens IN MY FACE. What is the focal length of that lens that you have to get so close, 20mm? Oh, and by the way, since you're toting two camera bodies with two different lenses, why are you still wearing a photographer's vest? It's not like you need to schlep film or anything. Unless you think the vest makes you legit. Sad.

    2014. Um, I'm trying to play my instrument, and there's a lens IN MY FACE. What is the focal length of that lens that you have to get so close, 20mm? Oh, and by the way, since you're toting two camera bodies with two different lenses, why are you still wearing a photographer's vest? It's not like you need to schlep film or anything. Unless you think the vest makes you legit. Sad.

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  • 2015.  Good grief.

    2015. Good grief.

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